I know, I know…I haven’t been writing in a while! I have no excuse for delays! But in all fairness, I’ve been pretty ill for the past week, have had a lot of bad hands dealt me in my personal life, and I’ve been out of town lately, so there’s been a few issues.

Despite this, Spiders in the Basement is still set for relaunch on June 30th. I actually got a good deal of interest in the series from several established authors this weekend, so I’m extra excited to start bringing it out for all of you!

My erotica collections, however, are being delayed; Needle Teeth and Sacrilege may be starting in early August, and Their Reptilian Majesty is being put on the back burner for personal reasons. This will give me more time to make sure that the series look good for all of y’all! It also gives me some time to see about entering a few anthology submission calls I’ve seen lately, haha.

Also: I’m thinking of moving my domain name from Tumblr to my new WordPress site, so keep in mind that that move may happen soon! I’ll still keep the tumblr around for a while after the move, likely.

I’m excited to go on this writing journey with all of y’all, and I hope to see you round!

Updates from Joanie Dark

Hoo boy, your friendly neighborhood author hasn’t been being productive enough for you kids! I’m dreadfully sorry for that; life had sapped most of my creativity and productivity from me. It’s pretty terrible, to be honest.

BUT! I have some updates on timelines for projects!

  • Spiders in the Basement, my web serial, is going to be relaunching June 30th!
  • Three erotica collections will be launching their first installments on Amazon July 15th!
    • Needle Teeth, various LGBTQIA monstergirls and their partners
    • Sacrilege, various stories with central Catholic themes
    • Their Reptilian Majesty, stories about a demigoddex, sex magic, and worship in the modern day
  • Updates on upcoming novel plans!
  • Updates on upcoming zine plans!
  • Updates on transformative fiction!
  • Commissions, as always, are open!

I look forward to sharing my work with you! Gonna be some exciting stuff!